Tuesday, June 7, 2011

A "Black" Incident

Anyway, this morning, I guarantee, my mother was a BIT strange. 
I'll start from the very beginning.

Well, it all BEGAN when I had finished preparing for our outing to the mall today. I walked to my parent's bedroom where my mother was so she could see my outfit and either APPROVE it or REJECT it. Always the two actions.

I was wearing a black fitted t-shirt that my grandma bought for me (she has an awesome taste in fashion). Also my loose, light blue jeans. No footwear yet except for my slippers. I went in the room and saw my uncle (mother's youngest and only brother), who was visiting for the day along with his five year old son, talking to my turning-eleven-this-September-2011 brother. 

The three of them were just fooling around.

My uncle complimented me. 

And then, my mom went out of the bathroom.
My brother and his son went down so he followed.
I walked a bit closer to my mother, letting her see what I was wearing.

~This is a translated to English conversation~
Mother: Ugh! Wearing black when it's summer! It's so hot! 
Me: You told me to change into a tee.

*Mother goes to a chair and gets the souvenir t-shirt my father bought me*
*She hands it to me*

Mother: Just wear this. 

*I look at the t-shirt and then back at her. I had my jaw close to dropping*
Why? The t-shirt is BLACK.

Me: Mom! This t-shirt is black! 

*She walks to the bathroom, either ignoring me or did not hear me.*
THE END.
AMEN.

Weird right?
I replaced my black shirt for the BLACK one she gave me and went down to tell the three guys who were in the kitchen about this incident.

Uncle laughs.
My brother chuckles.
His son stares at me because he is just five and doesn't understand my point. 

I hope you understand or you're slow.
*sigh*
Currently wondering if mother is stressed out.

Saturday, June 4, 2011

Please Give Me Your One Minute (Literally)

Ok, I'm very serious about the title.
If you happen to be reading this right now, give me a minute.
Approximately, 60 seconds and 120 milliseconds.
 *bow*

Let's start the timer now.
There is an awesome book made by a friend of mine and you just HAVE to READ it.
It's totally amazing.

The title of the book is...
"Dear Chris, Since When Did You Start Loving Me?"
It even has an awesome blog as well as book trailer.

I'll give you all the links to this amazing story.
+Blog of the Author: http://zoeyryans.blogspot.com

Please, read it and if you can, pick it. 
You won't be sorry, I can guarantee that along with how amazing the book is. 

Thank you for the minute. Or two. 
*applause*

3 Reasons Why You Just Have to Love God

You saw the title right.
If you read it out loud, well, you heard it right.

People, our topic for today is "3 Reasons Why You Just Have to Love God".
*crowd is excited*

Well, Number One!
1.) He does not judge you no matter how bad the situation is. He doesn't judge you even behind your back.

~In short, He doesn't judge you at all~ 
Why? Because He ACCEPTS you no matter your reputation or personality.

Second, Numero Dos!
2.) You can talk to Him anytime or anywhere. Be it in a closet or under the bed. Anytime, anywhere.

~In short, He has time for you~ 
Why? Because, you're SPECIAL in His eyes.

Lastly and to conclude my session, fellow bloggers and blog readers, Numbah Three!
3.)If you have anything you're guilty of doing, any so horrible thing that you want to be relieved of, He's there, already forgiven you for that guilty doing or soo horrible thing. As long as you believe in Him.

~In short, He knows what you did and still forgave you.~ 
Why? Because He LOVES you just the way you are, even if you think you did something unforgivable.

Well, Class dismissed!
Thank you for your time and eyes.
You know what I mean.
*Swift exit as crowd gives a round of applause*

Friday, June 3, 2011

Six Impossible Things To Count in Reality

"Alice in Wonderland" is totally awesome.
*crowd murmurs in excitement*


I've watched it for like 3-4 times. Watched it again earlier.
What do you think about it?
*crowd begins talking and thinking*

I absolute adore Mad Hatter (played by Johnny Depp).

In fact, I'm trying to figure out...
"Why is a raven like a writing desk?" (If you know the answer, please do tell me or else I might be stuck in my lifetime thinking about it)

Anyway, the Six Impossible Things Alice Counts Before Breakfast: (!st two pics are not right)
1.) There's a potion that can make you shrink. (Pishsolver Potion)
2.) A cake that can make you shrink. (Upelkuchen Cake)
3.) Animals can talk.
4.) Cats can disappear.
5.) There's a place called 'Wonderland'.
6.) I can slay the Jabberwocky.

*sigh*
If only I could count it in real life and know it's really real.
Am I even making sense?
*bow*

Thursday, June 2, 2011

Read Me, If You Can...

Ok, I LOVE to write.
*bow*
In fact, Writing is a MUST and OBSESSION of mine.

"KGDar" is my pen name. If you want to know my real name, tell me yours and I'll tell mine. I play fair.
I'm very cautious so I don't really feel comfortable posting my real name. I like the feeling of security.

!0 Random Things U Should Know About Me:
1.) I'm a Christian and I'm proud of it. Even if I have to shout it to the world, I will.
2.) I have a very dry humor. Only one or two of my friends know about it.
3.) I'm very moody. I could be saying "pineapples" in a cheery voice then I would be seriously saying "bananas" in a scary voice.
4.) I'm a bit claustrophobic. Just a bit!
5.) I'm stiff boned. I don't dance really well. Literally.
6.) I keep my promises.
7.) I'm really stubborn. Once I set my mind on something, no turning back.
8.) Strawberry chocolate, dark chocolate, white chocolate...as long as it's a chocolate, I LOVE it!
9.) I have a wise, dry humored DAD; an amazing, loving MOM; Totally awesome elder SISTER; funny and talkative younger BROTHER; & super adorable BABY BRO! Sometimes they may drive me nuts, but I love them anyway.
10.) I just hope you enjoy what you see in my blog.

Thank you :)
*applause*